internet 4/6/06: "what does it say? if it's illegal don't tell me!"

outside wrigley field 4/8/06: "$24 for that? you can't be serious? i can just take a picture of that shirt and go to cafepress and do it myself for $16?!"

ann sather's chicago 4/9/06: "hey, look, it's a woman holding a giant fruit!"

internet 4/10/06: "how much crack would you have to smoke to choose blanche as your name?!"

water street 4/10/06: "stop fucking calling me! i dont want to donate blood to you motherfuckers!"

pearl street 4/11/06: "oh look, a PPM! lemme write out a check for 50 grand!"

south street 4/12/06: "yeah, i get it, you drive a maserati, im not impressed, asshole."

e. lafayette street detroit 4/15/06: "um, what are you doing? you know you don't have to do that, right? no, it's okay, i want to!"

wall street 4/17/06: "business ethics? isn't that an oxymoron?"

maiden lane 4/19/06: "why doesn't she fucking use birth control?"

e. 38th and park 4/27/06: "liquor is not culinary!"

new york water taxi 5/5/06: "post menopausal vagina atrophy? shit, that just means its time for a mistress!"

155 washington street 5/7/06: "size small is just for girls who are too fat for it anyway"

internet 5/12/06: "eggs are so pervasive"

35 E 21st St 5/13/06: "don't never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever ever ever ever ever ever do no crack!"

internet 5/15/06: "some girls def had not blossomed yet"

internet 5/23/06: "so, that's what . . . 72 times our legal limit? shit, you could drink his blood and get drunk"