jameson musings

so knives out catch the mouse.

execrable whore!

pistons in 5 to generate more revenue for the 3rd home game.

i want what they're smoking.

i am not a witness

will parker be hammered by 8am?: 1:10,000 YES
will parker be arrested?: 3:1 NO
will parker get naked?: 5:1 NO
will parker get into a fight?: 4:1 YES
will parker get into a fight with a frat boy?: 6:1 YES
will parker pass out?: 1:1 NO

will parker hit the trifecta?: 1:1,000,000 NO

the sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg

estaminet?

poop!

say it with me now, it's my money.

put your troubles in a little pile and i'll sort them out for you.

the new generation of rice burners.

no adu? why? because you want to market your product?

todd oldham now sells flowers? goddamnit...

but wait,  how do african bootleggers charge for this?

bonita applebum, you gotta put me on.

marketing whores, i hate and love you so much at the same time.

Life’s full of hard choices:

call in sick on a 75-degree Thursday or suck it up and go to work?

second date with someone who didn’t float your boat?

Go smooth on your PB&J or opt for the extra-crunchy?

YES, NO, SMOOVE.

she for reading cornrows by camille yarborough

the most important odds for the derby:

will parker be hammered by 8am?: 1:10,000
will parker be arrested?: 3:1
will parker get naked?: 5:1
will parker get into a fight?: 4:1
will parker get into a flight with a frat boy?: 6:1
will parker pass out?: 1:1

will parker hit the trifecta?: 1:1,000,000

hmm. ireland?   for costa rica? 4 hour flight from newark. casinos. 2 hour time difference from EST. cheap ass labor. mini silicon valley due to intel plant. hmm indeed.

this was in the goddamn wsj? jesus christ.......

the story of a woman on the morning of a war

way to fuck me again, MO.

whore!

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

won't be burned by the reflection of the fire in your eyes

double dipped free-range fried chicken? for serious!

it must be true since cnn says so.

even your emotions had an echo in so much

wait, did you just say 21 hours?!!

thanks, w for stopping the oil reserve deposits. you gotta be the best president since clinton.

who doesn't like melons?

adult au pair, you say?

beyond the poison in us like you do

gee-von-she? what. is. wrong. with. you?

pyknic my ass.

saucy as a seaside postcard.

$10 bought me 3.5 gallons = 60 miles = i love america.

espadrilles = wtf?