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May 08, 2006

i am not a witness

will parker be hammered by 8am?: 1:10,000 YES
will parker be arrested?: 3:1 NO
will parker get naked?: 5:1 NO
will parker get into a fight?: 4:1 YES
will parker get into a fight with a frat boy?: 6:1 YES
will parker pass out?: 1:1 NO

will parker hit the trifecta?: 1:1,000,000 NO

May 08, 2006 |

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