oh, p-cruz, did you really have to sell out to l'oreal? i cannot believe you would use their crap. im still angry that non ti muovere never got picked up by a distributor and still isnt goddamn out on dvd.
who cares about any business, motherfuckers, care about your own company. and be a fucking man about shit. everyone knows this line was just given to you by the board of directors to read. how do you figure WMT cannot sustain over the long run. don't forget that waltons was always about people not profits.
thank. you. so. much. for passing the 22nd amendment today 55 years ago! yeah, thats the one that's stopping w. from "serving" more than 2 terms.
dude, this makes you look like even a bigger asshole than me! last time i checked, the big hurt is still big and he can still hurt you. only 3 years removed from 42 and 105! and did you forget that he gave the sox goddamn 16 years, over 400 homers and close to 1500 rbi's, and 2 MVP's? what the fuck did you ever do, ken williams? none of the players would say shit about the big hurt. please believe that last year's win was not because of you. you didn't give him nothing, you fucking assclown:
to girls at sign of the whale asking for my autograph and especially to the 2 girls who started yelling like teenage fans asking me for an autograph who then said they were just kidding: i will prove y'all bitches wrong.
to kate from outside politiki: yes, i do realize that w. is gonna try to pass some legislation that will make it easier to pollute drinking water near the eastern shore of maryland, but here's the thing, you should know better. you can't rely on government for shit. you can't drink tap water. if you can't afford bottled water, then boil your tap water. what's the big deal. yeah, it takes longer, but at least you're not gonna be intaking allowable levels of chemicals into your body.
what do you do? i go in and work to break up unions. amazing! yeah, sorry for throwing up through your car window, but that's what happens when no food + drinking at airport at 11am + ride in automobile.
MAK: don't let nobody without the power to sign tell you nothing.
JP: y'all seriously gotta stop working so hard. still at work at 6 on a goddamn friday? cannot. be. serious.
no, i didn't have the foresight to get the video that led up to this event.
ok, the girl in red is nice and maybe a 7, but the dude behind #44 seat is definitely tim motherfucking russert!!
um, i think bistro means bar and i know francais means french. so, your restaurant just translates to french bar? if that's the case, then why can't i just name my restaurant chinese food?
ipod earphones: i just bought you, how can you break so fast?
st. goddamn regis says to mandarin oriental: who cares about your broke ass view of the lake and the jefferson memorial? you still not a couple hundred yards from the real spot.
mr. frazier: i dont care what nobody says. no disrespect to willis reed, but inspiration/motivation/win one for the gimper shit means nothing! your 1970 finals game seven 36 points, 19 assists and 5 steals performance was why the knicks won 113-99. solid finish, #48.
roll on, henny, let the rangers ride you all the way to the cup!!
so, think back to the first really great blowjob you got where she actually took her time, didnt bite down, and cupped. yeah, that was how good the blood on the wall/yeah yeah yeahs show at maxwell's was.
fuck y'all to powerturboseller from ebay for still not getting the 2 gig memory chip to me or else the entire show could have been bootlegged.
way not to cover, mavs and p-tons!
how a bottle of cris only gonna go for $135? i am so disillusioned now by rappers' claims.
here's your wheaties' cover girl. wtf? why is borat on the cover? 2nd place is the 1st place loser.
introduce a girl to engineering day? jesus h. christ. cant be for serious. how about something more realistic like introduce a girl to self-esteem day?
sorry, advertising whores, but you mofos are gonna have to settle for a stoner snowboarder to go on that wheaties box, because the russians are sweeping. take that to the bank.
a lesbian hippie-jew and a chassidic dude duke it out in rhyme at a Tu B'shvat seder in Park Slope because if it wasnt captured on video, then nobody would believe:
study a wolverine? what do you need to do that for? i can tell you everything you need to know about a wolverine: an ornery and muscular animal that resembles a small bear with a long tail. so strong and ferorcious that it can take down a moose or reindeer with ease. it also likes to drink beer and is often magnanimous with its sharing of free beer.
oh really, asshole? hmmm, if things things went well, maybe i coulda been sticking it to alba or maybe if things went well, i coulda topped cordelia scaife may in donations in 2005.
"I was having fun," she added. "Snowboarding is fun. I was ahead. I
wanted to share with the crowd my enthusiasm. I messed up. Oh well, it
happens."
you just entered the guiness book of world records as being the dumbest bitch alive. you might've been having fun then, but now you just lost a bunch of wheaties dough. congratulations on unseating michelle kwan as the dumbest bitch alive. and for all your ap reporters, stop comparing her to leon lett. leon lett was showboating when the goddamn 'boys were up by 4 touchdowns in the second half!
biathlon has to be the second best sport. ever. obviously next to ski jumping. dudes just ski around for a while and then shoot at stuff? how about a biathlon where you drink for a while and then do a standardized exam?
how did you pull off skating in the olympics and also starring in date movie?
american idol, the demoralizer of nbc's olympic ratings hopes, is back. and so are the finalists for the dudes and the girls. write this down and take it to the bank: no snowball's chance in hell does a dude win this year. and how is becky's odds of winning +1900 when paris's odds are +460? a girl named paris is definitely not winning. kellie's odds also +460? blondie is not winning two years in a row. katherine's odds = +400? i can see that. no love for brenna? odds = +2400? how?! picks: brenna, katherine, and becky. combined odds = +270. you wanna make some money? that's how you do it. or i guess you can do it more semi-legit with some whiteman'scrack.
dr. millman, i'm totally gonna kick these 3 cavities' asses!
boo! get off the stage. you ain't no model. you just the boss's spoiled ass daughter who unfortunately will never get bitchslapped by reality.
