jameson musings

it is now my duty to completely drain you

ap it up, goog haters, if i even smell an analyst walking around, im gonna rip off his lips and make him kiss his own ass.

ho-ly crap, jack white +  brendon benson and some dudes? what if you added someone like karen o and/or someone like jenny lewis? it'd be like super-mega group like the devastator formed by six constructicons: bonecrusher, hook, long haul,  mixmaster, scavenger, and scrapper!

factoid or complete nonsense from old dude: geese have better sight and scent than dogs?

jesus h. christ.

who says you can't spin cars?

nice going, asshole, for missing 3 consecutive nights of broken social scene, but thanks to internet nerds, you can't possibly miss their appearance on conan despite your lack of a tv. but at least you got tix for feist + mates of state!

oh, please, please, please, please let this mean that aapl will tank tomorrow and friday. please!!

steady as she goes

finish your collapse and stay for breakfast

crazy ass purchase #1 for 2006. guess what #2 wil be?

wow, thanks wsj, but why no sierra nevada or sam adam's? seriously though, what self-respecting beer drinker is gonna drink guiness from a bottle?

if you listen to the tone and inflection, tiger "second biggest dork next to bill gates" woods sounds a lot like brian the dog from family guy.

10.7 billion net on 99 billion revenues??!!!?!? in the last quarter!!??! i do realize they got a 390 million gain on a litigation settlement, but goddamn! motherfuckers in the wrong business.

oh boy!

rolling stones doing half-time show? well, since superbowl is in detroit, wouldn't it be a good idea to get a mo-town group to do the half-time show? no, guess that would make too much sense and be a pretty good pay-day for some non-white folk which obviously the nfl can't have.

The skin of my yellow country teeth.

watch for criminals and watch for cops

happy new year for reals!
this year's resolution: have a reason to avoid the AMT.

fuck y'all: nyc mta for shutting down the l train over this weekend. obviously brooklyn don't got the same kinda pull as rich upper west siders.

somehow i thought the idiotarod would have a lot of more this dude and less this. no, that's not the cobra kai. it's actually the Carts Of Brooklyn Racing Association who really have way too much time on their hands. also, nice touch by organizers to post a fake starting point to fool the po-po and the uncool people. ole! shark! warhol! is this team slut or hippie? powder blue repo-men?.

wait, what do you mean no one thought of this idea before?

the mofo who greenlighted this marketing campaign needs to issue a public apology for being lame.

ho's!

yet another reason to hate on AOL. it's not very hard to realize if some shit is going offend people or not. if you wouldn't write 15 days of cornbread and collared greens or 15 days of latkes, why would write this ignant shit? oh, because you want me to move to a country without extradition agreements sooner than later?

everything in its wrong place

like a bomb inside the bomb

this will be the first and probably last super bowl in detroit. no way i miss this.

fuck y'all: cynthia & nancy and the guy who accidently cut the fiberoptic cable line for the building.

rip nice guy eddie cabot.

why would isiah thomas sexually harrass someone so goddamn ugly? thus, it must not be true.

dear burglars of the 2nd floor unit:
please feel free to steal my non-existant 42 inch plasma HDTV, my non-existant stereo system, and my non-existant safe hidden behind one of the many non-existant priceless pieces of impressionist art on the walls. but, please please do not steal my CD's.

dumbass to the izzo: ""Officiating, I question," Izzo said. "The 34-10 discrepancy really hurt us. It didn't cost us the game, or cause the turnovers." Um, last time I checked, 34 is 24 more than 10. So, how do you figure in a game where you motherfuckers lost 72-67 that having attempted 24 less FT's didn't cost you the game?

preservation.

hunger twisting stomach into knots

come on, karby leggett, "political sclerosis"? way to misuse words, assclown.

dude, if for no other reason, you should buy gmnc because the ceo's name is dong.

one party i'd join for sure.

quicksand.

she got such a dirty mind and it never ever stops

DPFD: don't say i never did nothing nice for nobody.

fuck y'all: kevin garnett,  steve francis,  the entire  nok/okc  hornets, and especially the goddamn clippers!

antonio davis is a grown ass man. 5 game suspension is some bullshit. this is just another example of the man trying to make the black man seem crazy in the media.

holy crap! why isn't this costume on ebay?! no, im not just talking about the mask.

omnis can eat a dick for not allowing e-mails to be sent to aol, but i will take their free 600 megs.

spanish techno.

'cause we taking these motherfuckers back to school

having to go to work on MLK day is some indignant ass bullshit. i say stay home in civil disobedience protest.   

wait, you got an A in FE605  without doing the problem set and taking the final? think what you could have gotten if you actually went to class.

ok, i realize it isn't entirely tom brady's fault for the remote control that was thrown through the tv screen, but throwing a pick that got returned 100 yds with your team already down 10-6 in the 3rd quarter? i blame the coyote ugly succubus, but brady's VISA commercials doing ass should at least claim 64.8% responsibility. and don't tell me that nick harper's knife wielding succubus wife didn't have an effect on the colts' D sucking monkey balls today.

come on, bootleggers, get your shit in check. how do you have geisha already, but no narnia?!

things learned from a romanian tourist today:

1. the capital of romania is bucharest, not budapest
2. romania will not start using the euro until 2007
3. the romanian currency is the leu
4. 1 dollar equals 30 leu
5. the leu bill is green and has a transparent emblem of an eagle/bird clutching a cross in its mouth.

me gustas cuando callas

early new year resolutions:

drink more.

work out less.

be less goal oriented.

give less of a fuck.

smile less and be more asshole to people.

be less patient and have a quicker temper.

smoke more before a goddamn acting governor signs an indoor public places smoking ban into law.

yeah, it may the new jerusalem might smell funny and be full of corruption, but at least we dont got no death penalty! at least for now.