jameson musings

shake it till my dick turns racist

jesus fucking christ. worst performing ipo in 2 years and my dumb ass gets in hard? thanks. thanks. a lot. assholes.

crack cocaine will fry your brain.

i can transform, im a transformer, no telling who i'll have to be again

my new hero

i dont care about you or your weak crew

what you gonna do when big poppa come for you?

how in the fuck can there only be 9 ponies for the preakness?! that's like only 504 permutations!

i want it all

duh?

thanks a lot, newspaper, for making me worry about anything slice of bullshit life has dropped on my lap this week.esp

i did laugh.

what? how about you ask for a bigger purse since no one gives a flying fuck about men's tennis?

soon come

second worst. marketing. ploy. ever.

what the fuck?! stop snitching, bitches.